A Humorous Look into the World of SEO:
My Personal Journey from the In-House Marketing Department Graphic Designer to SEO Guy
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To "In-House" SEO Guy
✓ But first a quick little seo tip, just so that you know we think we know what we're talking about:
The Mandela Effect
Does your website say
what you think it says?
Did Capt. Kirk ever actually say;
"Beam me up Scotty"?
No, Captain Kirk never actually said that, that's an example of the Mandela Effect
Do your web pages actually say what you think they say?
Featuring an Original SEO Comic Strip:
"mktg/millennials/n/me"
(Cartoon views from an office in transition, where the owners son graduates with a marketing degree and well if you haven't experienced this personally yet, here's what happens...)
The newly entitled Prince celebrates and is contemplating his first decision as head of the marketing department.
The Prince decides to hire a new young staff. But keeps one seasoned employee, the graphic designer, with print and web experience and only person in the company that knows anything about seo. (But as we all know, everyone wants to be creative and sooner or later, an seo.)
(Introducing the social media team.)
The marketing department fills with know-it-all marketing millennials, chatting with stylish laptop bags and Starbucks Grandes.
The social media millennial marketers concentrated on getting Likes, Followers and Shares…
…But how do you actually measure the value of "Likes"? How do they compare to ranking SERP results?
Social Media Images vs SEO img Optimization
Things were going along just fine until one day…
Even with their goal of getting their Alexa ranking below 100 in sight, time after time the SEO guy gets no respect.
Print Writing vs Web Writing
Before you know it the "SEO" guy was becoming a "SEOS" (Search Engine Optimization Suggestion) guy.
Before long the SEO guy was called into the conference room and fired!
But this is exactly what he was waiting for. Now he could collect unemployment while preparing to start his own SEO company...
So weeks later, working his magic out of his home office...
Later that day...
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